so-humorous:

One migration

so-humorous:

One migration

(via right-here-with-you)

livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

(Source: sslinks, via joshpeck)

plasticbagvevo:

me trying to comfort a sad friend

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(via unpopularcatlady)

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

(Source: branstarks, via westborobaptisttwerk)


Suicides go up when a famous person dies after losing their battle with mental illness. If you’re thinking of suicide, call 800-283-8255. (x)

Suicides go up when a famous person dies after losing their battle with mental illness. If you’re thinking of suicide, call 800-283-8255. (x)

(Source: autumnblitz, via thesarathing)

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!

(Source: lamapalooza, via meltdownofthestars)

joshuaflowers:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

I fucking hate this website

(via meltdownofthestars)

the-unenlightened:

the-unenlightened:

My boyfriend of 3 years started vomiting yesterday morning, and stumbling around the apartment.  I asked his GP and neurologist what to do, in light of his abnormal MRI result, and they both told us, alarmingly panicky, to take him to the ER right away.
I dressed Blake, threw the stuff he needed in his bag, and drove him to the ER, where we learned 2 hours later that he would need to be transferred to the University of Toledo Medical Center to be evaluated by a Neurosurgeon because he has what is called an Arnold-Chiari Malformation, and hydrocephalus and edema on his brain.
Blake was admitted yesterday, and went into surgery today at 1:00, and we are waiting for him to come out of surgery right now, and while I’m trying to calm down about the love of my life having his brain under the knife, another thing has come to light - he will be out of work for over a month.  Possibly up to 3 months.  His insurance is running us around the mill about this surgery as well.  
So I have decided to ask for help.  Any and all donations will go to help his expenses (rent, gas for doctor visits(which are an 40 minutes to an hour and a half away), medical bills, things like that).  Any help is much appreciated.
http://www.gofundme.com/cqb8w8

Blake had a brain bleed after his first surgery, and is currently recovering from getting a baseball sized blood clot taken off of his brain. This has been a difficult day for everyone.

Yesterday, I almost lost one of the most important people in my life. Here’s a bit of his story (as well as a beautiful selfie of him and his gf.) If you can, please go donate!

the-unenlightened:

the-unenlightened:

My boyfriend of 3 years started vomiting yesterday morning, and stumbling around the apartment.  I asked his GP and neurologist what to do, in light of his abnormal MRI result, and they both told us, alarmingly panicky, to take him to the ER right away.

I dressed Blake, threw the stuff he needed in his bag, and drove him to the ER, where we learned 2 hours later that he would need to be transferred to the University of Toledo Medical Center to be evaluated by a Neurosurgeon because he has what is called an Arnold-Chiari Malformation, and hydrocephalus and edema on his brain.

Blake was admitted yesterday, and went into surgery today at 1:00, and we are waiting for him to come out of surgery right now, and while I’m trying to calm down about the love of my life having his brain under the knife, another thing has come to light - he will be out of work for over a month.  Possibly up to 3 months.  His insurance is running us around the mill about this surgery as well.  

So I have decided to ask for help.  Any and all donations will go to help his expenses (rent, gas for doctor visits(which are an 40 minutes to an hour and a half away), medical bills, things like that).  Any help is much appreciated.

http://www.gofundme.com/cqb8w8

Blake had a brain bleed after his first surgery, and is currently recovering from getting a baseball sized blood clot taken off of his brain. This has been a difficult day for everyone.

Yesterday, I almost lost one of the most important people in my life. Here’s a bit of his story (as well as a beautiful selfie of him and his gf.) If you can, please go donate!

(via the-unenlightened)

cyberho:

nicchimera:

cyberho:

IS KIM K REALLY PUTTING OUT A BOOK OF NOTHING BUT SELFIES? IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING??? GOD I LOVE THIS WOMAN I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HER SHE’S DEF ROLE MODEL MATERIAL 

Oh yeah, ‘role model material’. Being a vain, stuck up dickwad who contributes nothing to society but is worshiped as a fucking god is definitely the kind of person you should be.

you sound sooooooooo bitter and jealous I bet this is Willow Pape’s blog 

(via unpopularcatlady)

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)